Saturday, March 13, 2010

Why you should love flares!

  • Quite simply, they look cool.  That’s right, get noticed by the opposite sex whilst out and about on the town this weekend.  Tired of getting ignored every night?  A pair of trendy flared trousers will turn your life around.  Maybe.
  • They were good enough for our parents.  OK, so we have all had a giggle at our parent’s photos but secretly you think they looked pretty damn cool.
  • The seventies was the coolest decade for fashion.  No arguments on this one, quite simply the 70s redefined fashion and the flares were at the forefront of the revolution!
  • You’ll get noticed in the street.  People will stop and stare, hopefully in a good way, but hey, sometimes its nice to have creepy people stare at you too.
  • Members of the opposite sex will find you irresistible, and at the end of the day, this is all that really matters to any of us.
  • You can join the navy and you won’t need to buy a new pair of trousers to fit in.
  • You can contribute to our Flares photo group.  Win the respect of all that pass through the greatest flares based wesite in the whole wide world web.  Possibly.
  • You’ll be the envy of all your friends.  They will be desperate to know how and where you got them.  No problem – just send them over to this site and we’ll sort them out!
  • You can star in one of many famous flare wearing tribute acts, everyone from ABBA to Elvis wore a good honest flare at some point in their careers.

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